This week we've been writing about The Birds and The Bees.

Mothers remember too long by to_thine_own
Aged five he must have been-
my son, who now is a teen:
With his hands in his drawers,
He looked up and roars
"I feel like a mighty machine!"

Maybe He Should Have Drawn A Diagram... by dizzymama1Dad tried to explain to young John ( Read more... )

Dad tried to explain to young John
That his mum was having a son.
Young John said, "a brother?
"Don't give her another!
"It looks like she's swallowed that one!"

"Didn't your parents ever tell you about the birds and the bees?"
"Mine did, but I didn't believe them. I mean, what if the bird got stung halfway through?"
-- Mike and Neil, The Young Ones

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